It's Not You, It's the Cosmos

With over 900k followers, Boricua astrologer Madame Mela offers more than horoscopes–she delivers cosmic therapy and laughter with Caribbean soul.

It’s Not You, It’s the Cosmos is no traditional book–it’s a spiritual–comic amulet packed with humor, real talk, and empathy. Learn how to read your birth chart without drama, conquer love with J Balvin’s help, and survive those moments when everything feels algarete. Featuring satire, illustrations, exercises, and even zodiac awards, this is astrology that entertains, enlightens, and heals–with full Caribbean flow.

• A zodiac manual laced with Boricua humor, unfiltered astrology, and pana power to survive cosmic–and emotional–chaos.
• Astrology with a Caribbean flow: an illustrated guide that hugs you, scolds you, and reads your birth chart while you laugh (and cry) with Madame Mela.